(: Be yourself , and if that's wrong. Don't be right.<3
Name is Valentina anything else, just ask.

karkats-screaming-tentadick:

hippopotthefuckingllamas:

So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe….

onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out of a wet paper bag.

princeowl:

teabrittle:

princeowl:

why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist

yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” 

what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady

channeleon:

to install iOS8 on your Apple device, you may have to free up some space by deleting apps, photos, clearing out your loft, selling your car, burning all your clothes and putting grandma into a home.

skepkitty:

bonsaifiasco:

skepkitty:

skepkitty:

skepkitty:

I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES

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LOOK AT THIS

WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES

i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just

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that is the face of a broken man

this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post



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